stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
zodiacbaby:

Who is she

zodiacbaby:

Who is she

shittier:

who is she

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

assiest:

pool party and everyone’s invited!! bring your own pool!

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

hellabanter:

starcevic:

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

this is important to me

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

mskneesocks:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

this bra was 60 dollars and it’s pink and white striped the world needs to see this tbh